- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
- boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
- girl: yeah sure ;)
- boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
Some wan fuc body has been using my email to send junk and now all my email’s blocked! I’m currently attempting to unblock my account, but it’s not a certainty whether it will be unblocked or not :-( I, unlike about 99% of other teenagers, actually use my account regularly. Regularly being at least once a day. GARGH I AM SO ANNOYED IT’S UNREAL.
Sherlock: My phone.
(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)
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Open worldwide.
She is so pretty and funny and skinny and has a great personality - it’s not fair!
(Source: ofabeautifulnight)
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from left to right;
I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.
My friend’s parents sent her away.
I found death threats in my locker.
I submitted to electroshock therapy.
I lost half my friends after coming out.
My grandmother sends me hate mail.
My school won’t let me take my date to prom.
I am not here anymore.
My dad tried to beat it out of me.
No one is proud of me.
(Source: lui19h)
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